I saw it last night.

Thank you, David.

A desperate, haunted, twisted, nightmarish, transformational, revelatory thank you.




57 Responses to “Speechless…”

  1. dumbwhiteguy says:

    So what’s the crappy music for?

  2. admin says:

    You’re joking, right?

  3. dumbwhiteguy says:

    You’re joking, right?

  4. admin says:

    LOL fucker

    It’s Nina Fucking Simone. It’s goddamn SINNERMAN. Get some taste, laddybuck πŸ˜›

    (It was the credits song used in Inland Empire – with one of the coolest/most-fitting credits sequences I’ve ever seen).

    Smoke on that, slappy

  5. dumbwhiteguy says:

    Okay I will

    And in honor of my new found taste I’ll send a box of prozac to her grave πŸ™‚

  6. admin says:

    LOL badass

  7. Texus says:

    Yeah that song is awesome, it was used in Miami Vice also. Micheal Mann always uses the best source music.

  8. dumbwhiteguy says:

    LOL pancakes

  9. Susan (FA) says:

    I’m glad you saw something that was worth your time.

    I saw Spiderman III.

    Biggest waste of my time.

    What the fuck was up with that DAMN EMO HAIRCUT?!?!!!?!!?!?!?

    Anyway, love Nina Simone. πŸ™‚ Raaaddd

  10. chapulin says:


    “You may dig on the Rolling Stones
    but they could never ever rock like Nina Simone”
    Mos Def – Rock N Roll

    And as an added bonus listening pleasure, you can hear Nina Simone’s spirit invoked at the beginning of Talib Kweli’s Get By

  11. dumbwhiteguy says:

    Rolling Stones>Nina Simone

    Mos Def should be shot for that

    Hell even Linkin Park is better than she is. Why doesn’t anybody ever realize that while listening to “deep” and “soulful” music that most of it just plain sucks?

  12. chapulin says:

    Did the new found taste wear off? πŸ™‚

    Nina Simone is just on a whole other level man. Its not even about who’s greater, cuz thats an opinion of style preference. I look at it as she rocked Mos Def in a different way than the Stones, something that moves you within.

    Sorry, I personally dont get moved liked that by the RS, though I like their music just fine.

  13. dumbwhiteguy says:

    I never really cared how music “moved me within”, if you can’t move to it externally by moshing (or in other ways πŸ˜‰ ) it’s just plain trash to me.

  14. sum_dum_guy says:


    DWG always seems to find a way to make me feel embarrassed for being dumb. He is to dumb people as GWB is to Americans.

  15. shai-hulud says:

    Excuse me if I am a little suspicious about seeing Inland Empire. The plot seems a whole lot like Perfect Blue.

  16. admin says:

    It puts Perfect Blue to shame…if anything, that director likely copied Lynch’s mojo (though it actually seemed more a nod to Cronenberg and Hitchcock in places)…David is HUGE is Japan, and many artists – filmmakers, animators, and game directors – make homages to his work.

  17. tobias says:

    … call me crazy, but I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that both Nina Simone AND The Rolling Stones are farging excellent, and anyone who says otherwise is a cloth-eared nincompoop.

    Actually, I’ll go further and postulate another of Tinker’s Laws here, in a nod to Zeno’s Paradox:

    People, such as myself, who do not think that they and their tastes, opinions and beliefs are better than (those of) others, are better than people who do…

    chew on that, grasshopper!

  18. dumbwhiteguy says:

    “DWG always seems to find a way to make me feel embarrassed for being dumb. He is to dumb people as GWB is to Americans.”

    You have failed the code of the dumb guy by thinking that “deep” music doesn’t suck. I expect your resignation letter from the DG union by the end of the week.

    “chew on that, grasshopper!”

    done, kinda tastes like french toast mixed with cheese.

  19. sum_dum_guy says:

    Actually, you failed the code of the dumb guy by thinking there’s a code of the dumb guy.

  20. dumbwhiteguy says:

    “Actually, you failed the code of the dumb guy by thinking thereÒ€ℒs a code of the dumb guy.”

    You don’t know about the code…..



  21. Saggio says:

    Who likes pineapple?

  22. dumbwhiteguy says:

    Doesn’t everybody

  23. Elise says:


  24. dumbwhiteguy says:

    I enjoy pancakes, pancakes with blueberry syrup to be specific. All the other syrups are inferior to blueberry. LONG LIVE BLUEBERRY! MAY DEATH COME SWIFTLY TO THE GODLESS MAPLE HOARDS.

  25. tobias says:

    Hordes. Godless Maple Hordes. Since I’m a member of said hordes, I thought we should at least be properly represented.

    And I’ve drifted over towards waffles, too. Do not underestimate the Power of the Dark Side!

    Although, my waffles do have blueberries in them. Lots and lots of blueberries. And simply smothered in Godless Maple Syrup. Oh , god, I can’t take it, I need to go have some now!

  26. dumbwhiteguy says:


  27. guppy says:

    This reminds me of the good old days. Sigh.

  28. dumbwhiteguy says:

    I never got why everybody got so serious about themselves on here.

    That and colgate is the god of toothpastes.

  29. Elise says:

    you fucking faggots real people eat their pancakes wrapped around sausages

  30. dumbwhiteguy says:

    Please, everyone knows that the McMuffin and the various spin-offs is, has been, and will forever be the king of the artery clogging breakfast treats.

  31. guppy says:

    pigs in the blanket vs. mcmuffin debate

  32. dumbwhiteguy says:

    Who will join me in my crusade against the heathen Maple Syrup and Pancake Sausage armies and their crest toothpaste supporters?

  33. guppy says:

    do not forget the Alliance of Aquafresh and Almond Crepes

  34. dumbwhiteguy says:

    yes, but as of now the Alliance between them is still shaky. We will deal with them eventually though.

  35. Elise says:


    I changed my mind. Grits are the way to go.

  36. dumbwhiteguy says:

    Grits, I will never quit calling you a jungle bunny for that.

  37. tobias says:

    The League of O.A.T. will win the day eventually, of this you can be sure

    – Oatmeal And Tom’s (of Maine)

    (ducks to avoid various thrown objects)

  38. dumbwhiteguy says:

    You mean that hippie shit

    gb2/burning man

  39. Eggy says:

    You guys fucking scare me.

  40. dumbwhiteguy says:

    Fear not the blueberry and colgate, for while they are all powerful and merciless with the unbelievers, they have also come to show us the way to salvation. As well as tastiness and cavity protection.

  41. dumbwhiteguy says:

    awww c’mon no one wants to continue the syrup and toothpaste debate. This has the potential to become one of the awesome threads like we had back in the old days.

  42. Elise says:

    I’m going to rape all of you.

  43. dumbwhiteguy says:

    *rapes ange*

    Beat you to it.

  44. Elise says:

    You now have AIDS.

    All of you.

  45. dumbwhiteguy says:

    I already had AIDS, I gave it to you remeber

  46. Elise says:

    No, you gave me crabs. There’s a difference RETARD.

  47. dumbwhiteguy says:

    No retard I gave you aids in addition to that, the symptoms just didn’t start showing up until recently. My AIDS is sweet like that. Now go get me money before I have to choke a hoe.

  48. guppy says:

    I didn’t know dwg did gardening in his free time

  49. dumbwhiteguy says:

    Actually no, I’m just holding anges gardening tools hostage until she gets me my money.

  50. Elise says:

    I’m going to get Bette Midler to kill you.

  51. Elise says:

    She’s going to eat you.

  52. Elise says:

    With her colossal mouth.

  53. dumbwhiteguy says:

    Well I’ve got Tony Robbins in my corner

    BRING IT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!

  54. Grimmond says:

    My God, Nina Simone is incredible. Just bought the Anthology. It’s a shame I didn’t discover her years ago.

  55. Elise says:

    I need to use the toilet.

  56. dumbwhiteguy says:

    remember to jiggle the handle.

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