Who knew the Beast was a Dick?


  • Posted By Brooke Burgess Eye
  • There’s been a lot of political sword rattling and cock-blocking between the US and North Korean administrations as of late, obviously focused on the PRNK’s desire for armaments of the nuclear variety. But remember, the West has always wanted to use DIPLOMACY in dealing with them. Why? Well, while many pundits consider Kim Jong-il to be nothing more than a Snickers bar packed with more nuts, they also admit that he’ssomething akin to the yappy little sidekick dog from the old WB cartoons. You remember the one? Yeah…and he had a VERY big friend – the quiet muscle who let the little bitch do the talking for him.

    I don’t think I need to spell it out for you. And I also don’t think I need to back up this position with statistics on the Dragon’s economic and military expansion over the past decade. Let’s just say – unless North Korea suddenly announces the largest hidden oil, gas, and uranium reserves on the planet – that the Yanks won’t be invading anytime soon. Wouldn’t be prudent…not at this juncture.

    So it remains a war of words. And though I’m staunchly opposed to Jong-il’s brutal and poverty-ridden regime, I can’t help but smirk when he launches the following verbal volley at the bulldog currently flanking the marionette Commander-and-Thief:

    “Cheney is hated as the most cruel monster and bloodthirsty beast, as he has drenched various parts of the world in blood.

    At least he doesn’t pull his punches, eh?

    15 Responses to “Who knew the Beast was a Dick?”

    1. Phrixis says:

      Quite true, we want the dragon asleep

    2. Nick says:

      God that picture is creepy.

    3. Nick says:

      Creepy like the anvil he keeps in his pants.

    4. Saggio says:

      It’s time to read ‘The Grand Chessboard’, I believe. Eurasia is the key to everything, afterall.

    5. Manda says:

      oh great.. back to more nightmares… O_O

    6. Myridean says:

      From what I’ve heard about North Korea’s leader from my Korean friends, he sounds like he shares a few of the same characteristics as Stalin. He’ll make the bombs and he’s not afraid to use them. The U.S. do not want another Cuba Crisis on their hands. So, maybe diplomacy might be a better approach than Bush’s tactics in the past. I’m not a fan of the American government but I think they learned what worked best from the last time when Kennedy was at the wheel back in ’63.

    7. bigjact says:

      Diplomacy can only go so far. It requires cooperation from all parties. Sometimes it just doesn’t work.

      *Looks at picture of Cheney* Damn, that is creepy.

    8. Man that picture scares me…he looks like he’d eat your throat…

    9. Attalisc says:

      Ahh! A reptilian!

    10. Imposter says:

      This picture reveals the true nature of the beast. Cheney is pure evil. Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? America is.

    11. milton says:

      Some times I wonder how we let the monster of the world into power. And then I look at everyone including myself and I realise that we are all monsters ourselves.

    12. sarah says:

      What milton said, but we’re only human…the oldest statement in the world, but so true.

    13. Michal says:

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