Who knew the Beast was a Dick?


  • Posted By Brooke Burgess Eye
  • There’s been a lot of political sword rattling and cock-blocking between the US and North Korean administrations as of late, obviously focused on the PRNK’s desire for armaments of the nuclear variety. But remember, the West has always wanted to use DIPLOMACY in dealing with them. Why? Well, while many pundits consider Kim Jong-il to be nothing more than a Snickers bar packed with more nuts, they also admit that he’ssomething akin to the yappy little sidekick dog from the old WB cartoons. You remember the one? Yeah…and he had a VERY big friend – the quiet muscle who let the little bitch do the talking for him.

    I don’t think I need to spell it out for you. And I also don’t think I need to back up this position with statistics on the Dragon’s economic and military expansion over the past decade. Let’s just say – unless North Korea suddenly announces the largest hidden oil, gas, and uranium reserves on the planet – that the Yanks won’t be invading anytime soon. Wouldn’t be prudent…not at this juncture.

    So it remains a war of words. And though I’m staunchly opposed to Jong-il’s brutal and poverty-ridden regime, I can’t help but smirk when he launches the following verbal volley at the bulldog currently flanking the marionette Commander-and-Thief:

    “Cheney is hated as the most cruel monster and bloodthirsty beast, as he has drenched various parts of the world in blood.

    At least he doesn’t pull his punches, eh?

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