Kevin Smith hurts my ass.

If I EVER tense my cheeks and force out a Saints sequel due to a lengthy bout of creative/career constipation akin to that witnessed above…?

Then just shoot me in the face. Please.

I’ll even buy the bullets, polish the barrel, and deep-throat the fucking thing.

You just have to twitch a little.

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8 Responses to “Kevin Smith hurts my ass.”

  1. Bach says:
    August 1, 2006 at 5:10 pm

    Back then you called it
    Clerks II’ll be a travesty
    Man, how wrong you were

    Of course no one will ever see this, but I just thought I’d point out to… uh… no one…. that even the greatest minds falter at times.
    I’m really just writing this to kill time while waiting for the DVD set to arrive (Amazon says it’ll arrive sometime between the 17th and the end of the month….)

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