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More AE hullabaloooooooooooooooooooo 🙂

A good friend just sent this to me, and I thought I would share…

Tech Support: Yes, … how can I help you?

Customer: Well , after much consideration, I’ve decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is
it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running ?

Customer: Let’s see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ?

Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, “Error – Program not run on external components.” What should I do?

Tech Support: Don’t worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the “My Heart” directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also,
you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty
your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually
everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its
various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

🙂

Special thanks to ASHTON for clippy goodness – and to Kirbs ‘n’ Dobby for being so damn handsome!!! 😀

Now 50% less likely to fall apart 😛

A few small changes

And a warning sticker too

Enjoy ‘uniqueness’!!!

Hey…fan buzz worked to get the original Optimus cast, right?

So why not give Bay’s potential big-budget blunder a little more help from STARSCREAM and HOTSHOT?!?!?!

😀

Just got the official word that the DVD has hit shelves across the pond today, with Australia to follow by week’s end. Weird…wild…stuff.

Send pics and anecdotes, friends – I’d rather post ’em here than play salesman yet again in the newsletter.

Couple o’ pics from Anime Evolution should go up once I get my damn phone to talk to my damn computer again. Looks like they’re having relationship issues….though the Treo swears up and down that there has been no covert canoodling of the Macbook variety.

Fickle machines. They say they’re switch, but that’s just a way of being bottom and keeping some semblance of pride. 😛

Click here for pretty pictoors!!!

Originally uploaded by joshspazjosh.

Evil Eyes spawning

We know Who Watches…

It’s true…

I’m officially a groupie…

The above is just another offering on my virtual shrine to Storm Large.

I am so driving to Portland with flowers in hand and saliva on chin once Rockstar’s over and she’s back to regular gigging.

May every inch of her glorious 6’1 amazonian form continue to kick my ass.

Swooooooooooon.

Hail the Shiek Geeks of which we Speak!!

Hey Gang – a couple of quick notes/linkies to get you up to date with our doings here in Saint Central:

– the Anime Evolution convention is this weekend at Simon Fraser University in beautiful Burnaby, BC. They’re expecting about 5000 attendees this year, a nice handful of which’ll be local BS boosters! We aiming to have a nifty booth in the Artist’s Alley, a panel and chapter screening, as well as FREE leftover Comicon swag (!!!), special guest signings with RAIMI, ORAN, and MARS, and even a rare appearance of the ORIGINAL DVDs. Should be a wacky (and quite affordable) time, so if you’re anywhere nearby be sure to make the trek and hang with the cast and crew. And bring your karaoke voice…

– more pics from Comicon just went live in the Forums. Special thanks to Andrea K (simple sign-up)and Ashton (scroll down) for the goodies! We luvs our candid photograffy 😉

– AMAZON is pimping BS with V for Vendetta for cheap. Word.

– Nice little video interview HERE.

– Speaking of vids…the mindblowing editing/mix of G.W. Bush’s Sunday, Bloody Sunday!!!

– RIP Bruno Kirby – one of my fav geek-character actors of all time – dead from leukemia-related complications at a criminal 53. Surf the Nirvana swell, City Slicker…

More soon, baboons. Keep fighting the good fight…

(PS – This just in from ASHTON – Calling all Vancouver Saints – Needing a place to CRASH!!! Looks like I’m good to go with accomodation for Fri & Sat night, but Sunday night is looking a little iffy. I might need a place to stay on Sunday night and then leave on the 6/7/8/9am ferry on Monday morning (fun! ). If anyone in the area could suggest a cheap/free place to crash for the night in Vancouver that’s easy enough to get to from AE (SFU Burnaby mountain campus), I would be very grateful.

Rock on!)

Fallen Angel sent me this.

Still haunted.

The best use of GYBE since…well…since some other Flash toon did.

Pass it on…