Friday Fan Fun – Week 2!!!

April 22nd, 2005
fan art 1

  • Posted By Brooke Burgess Eye
  • JoshSpazJosh from the Forums has intimated that when he gets BS on the brain he tends to go a little crazy. My questions are as follows:

    1) Is this your home bedroom or a dorm room?

    2) If the answer to 1 is ‘DORM’, then do you have a roommate???

    3) If the answer to 2 is ‘YES’, does that person have a history of mental illness that makes such messages a potential trigger for psychotic outbreaks?

    4) Where did you get all the nifty blue tape? I know a girl that would totally dig using that…ahem 😉

    The (r)Evolution heads West…

    April 21st, 2005
    Drew Paint

  • Posted By Brooke Burgess Eye
  • When we first started doing concepts for Broken Saints back in the summer of 2000, the core crew was pretty much a rookie triumvirate. Sure, I had a LITTLE more industry experience, but then I trumped the lads by 10+ solar cycles. (yes, yes…I LOOK young – but that’s just all the virgin blood drinking. For everything else, there’s Mastercard). And of the three of us, BS artist Andrew West was easily the most ‘raw’…hell, I smelled his fear and confusion when that rectangular hunk of plastic hit his desk. I damn near expected him to use it as an armrest. But after 4 years of commitment to his craft and nearly 5000 pencilled, inked, and painted sequences? The man spins gold. Scope the acrylic-on-wood self-portrait to the right. Hit PAUSE anywhere during the first 11 Chapters of the revamped DVD set. Hell, just zoom in and out on this ’til your wrist hurts. The boy’s got serious chops.

    So, what does this have to do with the price of microchips in Taiwan? Well, Drew and I have been friends for nearly 10 years now. He used to grace my old videogame shop in North Van and we’d have the classic Sega vs Nintendo debate until I threatened him with physical violence – I was a musclehead, he was 14, and this somehow seemed fair at the time. But nostalgia aside, our bond formed over a mutual love for compelling videogame experiences, and Nintendo almost always emerged victorious in our books. They ruled 8-bit like Mario owned Peach’s ass. They dominated 16-bit like Guile scored effortless 6-hit redizzy combos. And even in the face of stiff competition in the 32/64-bit era, nobody – and I mean NO-DAMN-BODY – could work this type of magic. Or this. Or this. We were such diehard loyalists that there were N-shaped chunks in our stools. That’s right…our love was sickeningly true.

    So when I shared my intriguing finds surrounding their next platform, I knew his initial reaction would be a pretty good barometer for hardcores everywhere. Andrew is NOT an easy man to impress, and he’s definitely not one to waste words or spraypaint shit and call it shinola. This is a guy who’ll offer endless wellsprings of support…but if you fuck up? He’ll let you know. Sure, he’ll FORGIVE you for your fall from grace, but that pedestal will never reach quite as high as it once did…even in the face of compensatory brilliance.

    So I told him my big ‘secret’ – the one I’d pieced together from press releases and patents – the one cobbled from closed-door party speak and movie effects guru blatherings – the divine genesis that would hopefully resurrect the House that Miyamoto built, and march it boldy towards textured polygonal zeniths yet undiscovered. And you know what he said?

    “SOUNDS cool…but what about the games?”

    Truer words have never been spoken, kidlets. The looming spill of gleaned technology beans may thrill you, or just reposition thousands of eyebrows in the upwards-arched formation. Just keep that essential question in your hearts before swinging the pendulum either way this weekend, gang. As the cyber prophets and flame carriers for Nintendo’s great legacy, we should all remember what this is REALLY about.

    Let the games – and the speculation – begin!

    Hell…it’s an Honor just to be Nominated!

    April 21st, 2005
    CNMA

  • Posted By Brooke Burgess Eye
  • Threw in a quick linkie to this last night, but finally found a suitable image for the Canadian New Media Awards. This is an annual competition that we’ve entered ever since launching BS back in 2001…but to no avail. With its limited range of VERY specific categories – along with some fierce competition here in Canuckleland – I didn’t have much hope when I entered yet again this past January. Turns out we were due for a nice surprise, with the Broken Saints 4-Disc DVD garnering Top 3 finalist nods in TWO categories: Excellence in Cross-Platform and Best Producer of the Year. Bammmm!!!! We’re joining the big ‘beavers’ (it’s a Canadian thing) like the CBC, TVOntario, Bell Canada, Blast Radius, Ron Burnett, and even Don Mattrick. Whoa. Guess modern media really is like the mob – just when you think you’re out…they pull you back in 😀

    Strange Day Haiku

    April 20th, 2005
    Blackhole sun

  • Posted By Brooke Burgess Eye
  • BLACK HOLE SUN, WON’T YOU

    COME…AND WASH AWAY THE RAIN?

    BLACK HOLE SUN – PLEASE COME.

    It was between these lyrics and these ones – the Soundgarden just haiku’ed better. Oh, and this shot was snapped on one of these – having it in my hand was like self-worship without the sticky mess and subsequent shame. Talk about having one’s cake….

    Speaking tangentally of tech, more Revolution news – as promised and requested – by week’s end. Oh, and we just got word of some pretty major Canuck new media nods here. Stay tuned, baboons…lots of shrieking in the jungle this week 😉

    Quentin Grey swings our way….

    April 19th, 2005
    fan art 5

  • Posted By Brooke Burgess Eye
  • Actually, I swung his. And yes, I know how that sounds – gawd, I love it when you kids hit the gutter with me…it’s like swan diving into septic tanks. 😛

    But this shot was snapped at the end of my brief sojourn to Toronto last week, where the BS answer to Trent Reznor (left) took me out for beers at the city’s infamous Bovine Sex Club. It’s a rock/goth thing. Seriously! Man…this just isn’t sounding any better, is it?

    Along for the ride was guitar guru Josh (just listen to the fights in Chapter 3 and 19 – his shizz tends to stand out), and I got them to promise to make more music. Someday. Soon. If they’d stop spending so much energy looking cool and disenfranchised, it might actually HAPPEN. Combine this likelihood with the whole German Pope thing, and we’re well on our way to Weirdsville – Population: Us 😉

    EXCLUSIVE: Waiting for a Revolution?

    April 18th, 2005
    Mario 128

  • Posted By Brooke Burgess Eye
  • Since last year’s E3 (Electronics Entertainment Expo, for the uninitiated), hardcore gamers everywhere have been desperate to divine the next-gen console strategies of the three remaining players: Sony, Microsoft, and – to a sadly diminutive degree – Nintendo.

    As far as the two heavyweights in this rumble are concerned, the ‘Big N’ is no longer relevant; beating war drums for quirky handhelds and pastel grade-school franchises won’t exactly strike fear into the hearts of Bill and Kaz. No sirreee, Bob…not when they’ve got the mass-storage, photo-realism, and online tribe building locked down for the forseeable future. ‘Cause that’s what gamers are told that they want. Easy breezy market peazy.

    So is the house that Mario built fixing to pull an engineered collapse and implode come Xmas 2006…or do those crafty Kyoto-ans really have one more Revolution up their puffy samurai sleeves? And does anyone even care at this point ‘in the game’? I’m willing to make some wagers on this one. In fact, I’m ready to put my mouth where my limited funds may be and reveal the big secret behind the Big N’s next gen console. Dead serious. No shit included. But not today. Not yet. You’ll just have to check back regularly until month’s end for clues to the lingering mystery. And I’m betting you’ll have even more phosphorousy burning questions come E3 2005 – which’ll be our cue to proceed stirring a little more poo into the daily pot 😀

    FRIDAY FAN FUN – Chapter 1!!!

    April 16th, 2005
    The-End-is-Nigh Fan Pic

  • Posted By Brooke Burgess Eye
  • If you scoped the latest newsletter and/or recent Forum posts, you know that we are now in the process of actively coveting your artistic zeal…and not for some backwater html page or vaporware Flash slideshow either. What do we want to offer as a token (with compound interest) of 4 YEARS of saint appreciation? We want to put your loving brilliance on the front page! And, so you’ll take our seriousness ‘seriously’ – and we’re serious about how serious things get when we say that they’re being taken seriously, gang – we’re going to step into a zone of ‘officiality’, and make Fridays our FAN posting day from now on!

    Got some politically-charged and BS-inspired awesomeness like the shot above? Send it in. Got some original art with a saintly theme that could inspire the masses? Send it in! Got a personal snap that captures you, your world, and/or what BS means to you in the grand scheme (and yes, slam-laden satires are more than welcome)? SEND IT IN!!!

    And please…don’t think we’re limiting this to one measly shot a week with nothing in it for you. We’ve gleaned a few tricks from the pros, and plan to stack the cyber display case with multifaceted shine from the quiet corners of the globe. PLUS, we’re fairly well known for our swag sweetness in the face of sincere efforts. Yup. Tasty…tasty…swag. Just send your greatly anticipated shizz to INFO at brokensaints.com and we’ll pop it in the queue – clickety click, blogtastic trick!!! 😉

    A Literal ‘Fanboy’ Haiku…

    April 14th, 2005
    Fanboy

  • Posted By Brooke Burgess Eye
  • Fans are like fishes

    You must make efforts early

    If you want them hooked

    😉

    What do Samurai Swords and BS have in common…?

    April 13th, 2005
    Inuyasha

  • Posted By Brooke Burgess Eye
  • Thanks to some sharp ears – and some legendary fanGIRL attention to detail – we’ve gotten word that a serious chunk of our DVD’s voice peeps are also starring in an edgy anime import known only as Inuyasha. Don’t believe us? Then here’s a listing at TV Tome that confirms the North American dub cast including:

    Janyse Jaud (Shandala)

    David Kaye (Lear)

    Kirby Morrow (Raimi)

    Scott McNeil (Mars/Osama)

    The show’s being featured pretty heavily on Adult Swim and YTV, so scope it out and let us know what you think – ie: whether they sounded better as Saints or swordsmen! 🙂

    Isn’t that the guy from that thing…?

    April 11th, 2005
    Picture

  • Posted By Brooke Burgess Eye
  • Not many chances to roam the town or convention hall this weekend…somebody had to hold the fort and keep the Flash peeps educated on all things saintly. Honestly, I was getting pretty pissed by Day 2 – waves of noobs, armed with cards requiring confirmation stamps from the show’s exhibitors to win prizes, were shoving them under my nose at the most inopportune moments (you know…during interviews, photo ops, sales pitches, networking sessions, flirtation attempts, and fits of medicated weeping). Wish I had some audio samples of them uttering their zombie chants of ‘Staaaaaammmmmmpppp’. In a monosyllabic meta-universe, perhaps this mantra triggers the sixth chakra to open, unleasing an epic explosion of Indigo energy and psychic powers beyond our wildest imaginings. That, or Flashers really are the nerds that other nerds mock. But Ian doesn’t count…he’s just a tweener 😛